Transcendence of Normality

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 19:43:28 -0500

Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do whatever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

Just put another new item up in the shop!. This dragon scale...

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 19:25:57 -0400

Just put another new item up in the shop!. This dragon scale necklace glows in the dark!

http://www.etsy.com/shop/GiftsoftheGoddesses

New items are up in the shop! The first monthly contest will be...

Sun, 07 Oct 2012 20:09:00 -0400

New items are up in the shop! The first monthly contest will be starting soon.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/GiftsoftheGoddesses

And don’t forget to check out and like our Facebook page!

https://www.facebook.com/GiftsOfTheGoddesses?ref=hl

Look at all dees beauties!!

Sun, 07 Oct 2012 19:40:40 -0400

Look at all dees beauties!!

otlgaming: THAT NAVI GLOW Is that a fairy that I see in your...

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 05:25:28 -0400

otlgaming:

THAT NAVI GLOW

Is that a fairy that I see in your living room? Now, you can add a touch of Legend of Zelda in any room with a Navi or Health Fairy light for only $12 or $14 USD at Gifts of the Goddesses. Just be prepared for the constant “Hey! Listen!” jokes every time someone sees it.

Oh my goodness!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!! So many likes and reblogs! Thank you for the feature OTLgaming!! BTW I just restocked and added new colors if you guys would like to check stuff out. :)

Hey there!! I just got back from Saboten Con here in Arizona....

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 15:51:00 -0400

Hey there!! I just got back from Saboten Con here in Arizona. These are already made items that I have left over and now are for sale in the shop.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/GiftsoftheGoddesses

tonomurabix: steampunkxlove: The new “White Buck” dress from...

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 03:18:05 -0400

tonomurabix:

steampunkxlove:

The new “White Buck” dress from Steampunk Couture. It comes with the leggings and bust accentuating harness. I love it!

IS SHE WEARING THOSE HORSE HOOF BOOTS TOO? :: totally obsessively curious about them ::

Gahhh!! This is gorgeous!!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/103077213/medium-navi-the-fairy Navi...

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 02:16:04 -0400

https://www.etsy.com/listing/103077213/medium-navi-the-fairy

Navi is complete and up in the shop!! Check it out!! :D

Nail art I’ve done! This was one of my favorites....

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 18:33:00 -0400

Nail art I’ve done! This was one of my favorites. Allons-y!!!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/102915476/hanging-zelda-health-fairy...

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 16:39:56 -0400

https://www.etsy.com/listing/102915476/hanging-zelda-health-fairy

Yay! My fairies are up in the shop! Go check them out!

A conversation about the Grand Canyon.

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 12:28:50 -0400

pixelblind:

Armand Villavert Jr. is a local artist who has provided work for Boom! Studios, Gladstone’s School for World Conquerors, and The Muppets: Robin Hood(and also our banner) occasionally likes to create short comics. Here is his first for the site, about a conversation him and I had today.

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Assassin's Creed 3: Liberation is real. Meet Aveline.

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 02:16:40 -0400

pixelblind:

Looks like those AC3 rumors we reported on a couple days ago were right, Sony revealed Assassin’s Creed 3: Liberation at their press conference today and were kind enough to grace us with a look at our new female protagonist: Aveline. Enjoy.

Get excited. Really excited. :D

"No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you..."

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 02:05:30 -0400

“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.”

- President Barack Obama

That’s my president right there.

(via barackobama)

Photo

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 01:14:50 -0400

25th Anniversary, Zelda Symphony of the Goddesses. Phoenix...

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 04:21:00 -0400

25th Anniversary, Zelda Symphony of the Goddesses. Phoenix 4/20/12

I bought my wonderful boy friend and I tickets to the symphony as a surprise anniversary gift. Hearing all of these wonderful Zelda classics played by a full orchestra was absolutely mind blowing. My God it was BEAUTIFUL!!! I got goosebumps and was watery eyed few times, especially during the prelude as they went through pieces of the games on the big screens. The entire performance was broken into four movements dedicated to, Ocarina of Time, Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, and A Link to the Past. My favorite piece was defiantly the encore of Gerudo Valley at the end. I literally squealed out loud when he announced it.

The only complaint I had about the whole night, was that they didn’t cover much of each game, it was just kind of a skim through. It seemed really short, but it was well worth it. If you have the money and this performance comes to your town, for the love of God do not miss it. Even if you aren’t a Zelda fan but you love music, it is so worth seeing.

Here’s another find! Twice as Nice Dress: $7.99

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 03:14:00 -0400

Here’s another find!

Twice as Nice

Dress: $7.99

Another fantastic thrift find. Twice as nice Dress: $7.99

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 03:06:00 -0400

Another fantastic thrift find.

Twice as nice

Dress: $7.99

Another fantastic thrift find!! Twice as nice Dress: $7.99

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 01:32:25 -0400

Another fantastic thrift find!!

Twice as nice

Dress: $7.99

So this was one of my first fantastic thrift finds. I got it...

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 22:52:00 -0400

So this was one of my first fantastic thrift finds. I got it from a place called “Rocket Resale” here in Tempe.

Price: $12

So here I am! I’m 22 and I live in sunny (hot) AZ....

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 14:10:00 -0400

So here I am! I’m 22 and I live in sunny (hot) AZ. You’ll see a bit of everything here from Con photos, fantastic thrift finds, nail art I’ve done, cosplays, gaming stuff, to just things I find interesting!