Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do whatever you want.
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
A conversation about the Grand Canyon.
pixelblind: Armand Villavert Jr. is a local artist who has provided work for Boom! Studios, Gladstone’s School for World Conquerors, and The Muppets: Robin Hood(and also our banner) occasionally likes to create short comics. Here is his first for the site, about a conversation him and I had today. ,
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pixelblind: Looks like those AC3 rumors we reported on a couple days ago were right, Sony revealed Assassin’s Creed 3: Liberation at their press conference today and were kind enough to grace us with a look at our new female protagonist: Aveline. Enjoy. Get excited. Really excited. :D
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...– President Barack Obama That’s my president right there. (via barackobama)
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